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Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.
Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.
1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.
2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?
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The sperm from a geek. A pun on Greek yogurt.
Hey baby, you want some Geek Yogurt?
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Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.
Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!
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typically referring to guys...someone who is really really good looking, does nerdy dances with no shame, makes all the ladies laugh with his cheesy jokes, and rocks glasses like no other. 😍😍 gets excited about his passions and coffee in a geeky adorable manner.
oh my gosh! dang! he's such a hot geek! I think I love him!
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A person who studys modern and ancient weapons
Commonly called nerd or dork but is not
Also called military geek
"That guy who owns the gun store is a weapons geek"
"That guy over there is a weapons geek"
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-a term used by someone who thinks they;re cooler than you, but still would like to "tap that".
-a nickname for your frustrated, younger-than-you crush
Naw, I wouldn't hang with your friends, but I'd still get low with my lil geek.
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