Weapons Geek

A person who studys modern and ancient weapons

Commonly called nerd or dork but is not

Also called military geek

"That guy who owns the gun store is a weapons geek"

"That guy over there is a weapons geek"

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geek squad

a group of geeks/nerds.

Guhbean is apart of the geek squad.

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lil geek

-a term used by someone who thinks they;re cooler than you, but still would like to "tap that".
-a nickname for your frustrated, younger-than-you crush

Naw, I wouldn't hang with your friends, but I'd still get low with my lil geek.

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hot geek

typically referring to guys...someone who is really really good looking, does nerdy dances with no shame, makes all the ladies laugh with his cheesy jokes, and rocks glasses like no other. 😍😍 gets excited about his passions and coffee in a geeky adorable manner.

oh my gosh! dang! he's such a hot geek! I think I love him!

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Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.

Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!

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Geeked Out

The act of getting baked from smoking Marijuana.

"Bro, last night I geeked out so hard."

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Geek Yogurt

The sperm from a geek. A pun on Greek yogurt.

Hey baby, you want some Geek Yogurt?

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