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"Man, the other night I woke up to a ghost tugger. It wasn't the worst, actually."
A person who will eat, drink, or smoke from a communal purchase but is nowhere to be found when it comes time to Venmo whoever paid for it.
Person 1: Hey, come through, we're getting pizza and wings
Person 2: Oh hell yeah, can I invite Mike too?
Person 1: Honestly man, Mike's kind of a Venmo ghost, do you wanna pay for his portion?
The feeling that the cell phone in your pocket is vibrating when in fact it is not.
That's weird! It feels like my phone in my pocket keeps vibrating but its not. But be a ghost buzz.
The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.
Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.
Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.
You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."
Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"
You: "I know!"
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Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"
Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
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(Past tense) Slang term in the IT world meaning to make an exact image of an entire hard drive, or one or more of its partitions, for the purpose of backup or large-scale setups such as computer labs. Also known as drive cloning, etc.
Tech 1: Fuck, dude, help me fix this server, I just knocked it off the table while it was running and now it won't detect the hard drive! If we don't get this up soon, the admin is going to fux0r us!
Tech 2: Calm down man, I ghosted the primary hard drive yesterday so I have a backup.
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