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A cancerous cunt who needs to die
1: Hey did you hear about Logan Paul
2: Who hasn’t heard of that faggot
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A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.
Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!
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A specific term primarily used immediately after shotgun is called in order to guarantee that the declarer will not be seated behind Paul in the car. It is better to ride bitch than to ride behind Paul(driver). See also, not bitch
Bif: Shotgun
John: Not Behind Paul!
Scott: Bitch!
Jason: Damnit... Oh and I'm gay too.
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1. Paul McCartney=sex. Next time you're having sex and doing god knows what just remember that Paul McCartney is actually sex. So you're really having Paul McCartney. Swallow that.
2. Amazing bass player and song-writer. Not a half bad singer either. One of the most infulential and genius musicians of all time.
3. An original member of The Beatles. Enough said.
4. HOOOOOT! No, he's not just "the cute" Beatle, he's the sexiest person... ever. Except Kurt Cobain. Ha.
Crazed Beatles Fan: OMFGZ! Paul McCartney is playing a show next month!!!!
Ugly retard with no life or taste in music: Who's Paul McCartney?
Crazed Beatles Fan: *Kills ugly retard with the Yellow Submarine lunch box that they carry every where because it protects them from ever being unhappy*
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A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.
"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"
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A mutant from the underworld who's only objective is to make people mad.🦑
Jake Paul is a spagettio sandwich
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A white man that thinks he so cool and rich with a crew of retards. He copy's Logan Paul and if it wasn't for him he wouldn't have the fan base of 8 millon fans.
Hater: Jake Paul can go kill him self
Fan: OMG! GO KILL YOUR SELF U FAN NEVEA MEK FUN EV MY BOIFIEND
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