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Unicorn that eats Caca, also shits caca out of every crevice on its body. Loves Caca and Eats Caca daily.
Jeez, you really are Caca Unicorn. Stop being gross.
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Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.
I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!
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When a person places a strap-on dildo on their head and use it to fuck someone else in the ass or vagina
Yo, i fucked this girl Unicorn Style last night, she LOVEDDD it!!
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When a male can't satisfy a female sexually, the female then punches the male in the forehead out of frustration, knocking him out. She then, rides the bump on his forehead until completion.
Tom couldn't get Stacy off the other night. So she knocked his ass out and rode The Last Unicorn.
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A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
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The unicorn emoji means that a bisexual or pansexual person is up for a threesome with anyone
“Unicorn emoji? tf does that mean?”
*pansexual/bisexual appears*
“HI!”
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A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.
Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
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