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shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.

I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.

by madric November 3, 2011

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yard ape

1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.

I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.

by JB2003 August 14, 2003

73๐Ÿ‘ 352๐Ÿ‘Ž


ape escape

1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER

DUDE look at that ape escape over there

by Mike April 7, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


AP Statistics

A laughably easy class, most who take it are those too afraid to take calc so yeah, 90% of the class are math-impaired idiots. The purpose of stats is to be a joke class like apes. The tests are taken directly from the internet so enter in a few key words the night before and you already have the answer key. A very large majority of the class cheats on the tests which may be the reason for the incredibly high averages aside from its "difficulty". And plus, there's no homework. The only drawback is that the class does almost no preparation for the AP exam in May so unless you actually treat the class like a real one (which is totally unnecessary for the class itself) you're basically screwed.

Typical AP Statistics conversations:
Student A: OMG that test was so hard! How did you get a perfect score on it?
Student B: It's online...I typed in "chi-squared regression test" on google last night and I found the answer key..."
Student A: sh*t

Student C: I'm wondering if I should take stats instead of calc. How was the class? How did you do on it?
Student D: I got A's both semesters but I got a 2 on the exam...

by Asian Abomination December 31, 2013

45๐Ÿ‘ 207๐Ÿ‘Ž


bathing' apes

nice kicks, shoes, jackets

Soulja Boy "Man guess what I just got".
Areb "What you get Soulja Boy".
Soulja Boy "Man I got me some bathing' apes".

by Sam Deezy September 10, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


AP Chemistry

A class in which most of your fellow students are there just to cook and sell meth. The teacher doesn't realize that his students secretly are using the class to learn to become professional drug dealers. He often thinks that they enjoy his class, and he is a great teacher. Make sure to pull at least 3 all-nighters a week because the curves will be unforgiving. With a mix of smart students and drug dealers, the class will be painful.

Jonny the nerd thought that all the hood gang enjoyed AP Chemistry. later he found out they were secretly using their teacher's knowledge to make millions under his nose.

Jonny Grades: all A+
Hood Gang Grades: 9 Fs and 1 A+ in AP Chemistry

by yugioygofg May 12, 2022

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Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

by hawke4me December 20, 2022

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