An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".
Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.
sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?
Joe-I was fuckin bagels.
Tom-Fuckin B.
Joe-Why?
Tom-It has more holes.
Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.
Losing a game without scoring a single point
"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"
When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes
Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.
1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.
The seaa bagel is in the water