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Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".

Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.

by Laughing at God February 15, 2021


fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.


Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.

by sex on the stove March 13, 2009


Buffalo bagels

Bullshit.

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.

by DarthFlyer November 26, 2021


Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point

"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"

by Saucy33 April 21, 2018


burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 8, 2019


Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009


seaa bagel

Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.

The seaa bagel is in the water

by marla johnson May 15, 2017