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Crab People

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro February 1, 2010

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Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

by Taraisawesomest September 8, 2015

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crab train

a long line of people transport crabs to each other

choo choo all aboard the crab train

by cardscub April 13, 2010

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King crab

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

by mvh4230 and killer bung January 11, 2012

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Fluffy Crab

A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.

Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.

by The Salty Sultanan October 4, 2008

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Crab brothers

A term used to Describe to gentlemen who have been either in a relationship or had a sexual encounter with the same girl

How do you know david?

- me and him are crab brothers to Emily woods!

by Lee Harvey alwaysbald August 5, 2017

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Crab Farmer

A synonym to the word male prostitute. A person who has sex frequently.

Ex) That crab farmer was all over you!

by Taylor Sasso January 1, 2009

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