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to take a dump, deficate, pinch a loaf.
Amrit was dropping engine parts off at the shop, when he saw Senator Craig.
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when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”
A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.
If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer
A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.
"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"
Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.
1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!
2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead
That one friend that’s always honey
Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today
When you go beyond magyverng something. Fix something with duck tape, safety pin, paperclip or hot glue.
Deon just afro-american engineered his hole in his shoes with duct tape