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Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on
Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit
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Lee Pace in The Hobbit.
Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.
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Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.
Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!
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"We don't have much to eat, just some white bread and nigger ham."
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To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
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When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
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