army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

Pot logic

The logic of a person who is under the influence of a "pot" (cannabis); What someone would say if a person did something stupid.
Their logic would be similar to a person who is buzzed or drunk.

Brian's pot logic made him think lighting a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks would be a great idea.

Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

oikka logic

The act off saying you are going to do something, then ask other people to do it for you

Billy uses oikka logic everytime we have homework

Gard Logic

Gard logic is a type of fallacy in logic. It represents irrationality and or lack of logic whatsoever. Usually used in a musical context.

Rather than spending time focusing on warming up and listening to the ensemble for tuning, skip warming up to turn right away to an electronic tuner. This constitutes an example of Gard logic because neither the player nor the instrument has been "warmed" up, negating the effects of tuning.

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

Eva Logic

A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.

"Eva logic helped me solve my problems in life!" - Said No One Ever...