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Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.
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v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.
Johaneman don't beat your mouse.
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When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.
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“GUYS THERES A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM!”
ew its quackity.
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A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.
Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse.
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Origin: Mainly used throughout Hispanic/Latino communities.
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth
"I've been making mickey mouse money ever since I got fired."
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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a children's television series, that premiered in prime time on Disney Channel on May 5, 2006. The program is part of the Playhouse Disney daily block of shows intended for preschoolers. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto star in the series, which focuses on interacting with the viewer to stimulate problem solving.
Dan: My son loves to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse every morning on toon disney.
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