The place, where in 2000, Sonci defeated Klilyn at the battle of Uber 1337 pwnage.
Toms River hosts one of the most epic battles of 1337.
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That down river girl had sex with all of us.
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A "micronation" that exists in Western Australia, and yet isn't recognized by the UN or the Australian government. They have their own legal system, currency, and leader, and diplomatic representation in over 33 different countries.
Hutt River Principality? What the hell is that?
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When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)
(His semen shoots at her red river)
The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!
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Girls who would sit in boats dressed like they were going to a formal dance and beg for US Servicemen to throw coins down to them. This occurred as the servicemen crossed the bridge over the Olongapo River connecting Olongapo City to the Subic Bay Naval Base. The river was nicknamed Shit River due to the overwhelming pollution in it.
The Marines are telling us they are going to put up a barrier so we won't be able to throw pesos down to the Shit River queens no more. Damn, how they gonna live? They're too ugly to work in the bars!
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Like give'r, but with a stronger meaning.
"Holy shit we've only got an hour left! No more pussyfottin' around, we gotta give'r green river!"
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A used condom floating in the Ohio river.
Steve was rope swinging from the bank when he landed on an Ohio river jellyfish.
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