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you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping
Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping
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Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack
1. purchase a santa costume
2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)
3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball
4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle
5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
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-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.
He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.
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a PROmiscuous "straight" male who will fuck anything with a hole. including girls, boys, animals and relatives.
refered to as "dirty" because of massive amount of STDs
OMG he's so Santa Barbara Straight, he slept with so many guys last night, oh ya and his cousin too.
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a weird fetish that some crazy women want to a guy in a santa suit.
i put on a santa suit and my girl freind and she told me fuck me santa
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School in Santa Paula California.
Cardinals are our mascots
Has a better campus than nearly every school inVentura County.
In football 07-08 we beat our rivals the Fillmore Flashes in JV & Varsity.
Doesn't win many football games but this season was much better than last. :
Santa paula high has beat Fillmore in more football games
ENOUGH SAID
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Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
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