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1. A very perverted movie made by Pixar. You may think this is a safe kid movie but really it contains pervertions such as, but not limited to :
Main character named Woody, talking about a boner.
Character named Buzz Lightyear, Talking about shaving pubes quickly.
The Movie Title is a reference to Sex Toys.
Blind Person: Dude I went to see Toy Story the other day and I'm utterly disturbed by what they deem "Rated G" these days!
Little Kid: Dad can i please get a Toy to play alongside my Woody?!?
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Eliza was in the school bathroom, she skipped 5 classes that day so she had detention and decided to go to the bathroom. Her super hot friend Bailey was also in detention. Eliza came out of the stall and saw Bailey standing there, Bailey said "Hey." as she pulled out a vibrator from her schoolbag, she made her way into the stall as Eliza locked the door. Eliza pushed Bailey up against the door and they started making out. Eliza stuck her finger up Baileys pussy. Bailey was moaning really loudly and stuck the vibrator up Eliza's Asian pussy. She whispered "Yeah, gimme that Japanese pussy of yours. Eliza was moaning so loudly, she was screaming. Bailey put her hand over her mouth and said, "Don't be too loud". Then Bailey went down and started licking Baileys black pussy, she was squirming, "Oh yes OH, OH ELIZA IM GONNA CUM!" And she squirted everywhere. Eliza got up and said "Did you like that nigga?" Bailey removed Eliza's shirt and bra and started sucking her nipples. "Oh God, oh yes, oh nigga, oh stop it you nigga! Oh Lord I'm cumming!" Bailey slipped on her cum, she reached for her school bag and told Eliza to get on the floor and open he legs wide. They both got on the floor and stuck the vibrator in both of their pussies, they both started screaming and making out. There was cum everywhere. By the time they got out the detention was over. They got out the building and Bailey said "FaceTime me." "Will do nigga." And they got in their parents cars
sex story
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only the best band eva bsides newfound glory nd the ataris
i wanna have sex wit da lead singer lolz he is soooo hot
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The fuck you looking this up for?
Jessica: Ugh i can believe that guy next to us to looking up Sex Story on urban dictionary
Cailin: I know right! Desperate fuck.
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The best emo band ever! Stop denying it, they are emo but they rule!
they arent that new either.
me: hey man did you listen to Page Avenue by Story of the Year?
Jake: dude thats the best album ever
me: sweet glad you liked it now listen to In the Wake of Determination!!
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While defecating, the long strand of crap continues to flow out from the body in an almost non-ending way, hence the name - The Neverending Story
Hey man, last night I had a The Neverending Story, I was on the crapper for almost two hours last night.
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It was in the last class of th he day .when the hottest girl in school Brennan .came up to and said meet me in the bathroom then she wicked at me . Then after the bell rang I went to the bathroom and Brennan was standing thare nacked . She said come hare lover boy . So I walk over thare and she went down on har nees amd unzipped my paints and pulled down boxers . Then she put my dick in thare mouth I tried to hold back the moning but it was so hard it felt so good . Then when she was done we lauded down on the floor and stared to kiss then my dick slowly went in ti har pussy she screamed with joy as my dick went in and out it felt so good
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