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you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock
aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.
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Kids Learning tube (Or KLT) is a Youtube Channel made in Early 2015. It's a fun learning channel for kids and adults too. A lot of the songs are pretty catchy! I do like the astronomy and geography + anatomy videos on there :-)
The Catchiest line from a song from Kids Learning Tube is "Oh I am Maryland Founded I 1788, I touch the North Atlantic it is cold but feels really great. I do have a state capital its name Annapolis, I touch Washington D.C thanks for learning about this."
After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.
D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!
When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time
The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night
The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.
I tooth paste tubing my old lady after blowing my load.
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A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
My go-gurt tube is shitty cum flavored.
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