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When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”
Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”
Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
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A person, most notably a rapper, that sounds like another rapper or someone within their own gang, business, family, or social group.
Chip the Ripper sounds like Waka Flocka Flame every time he spits on the mic, therefore he is waka's acoustic twin. (Check the tags below for more examples of rappers, they are listed as pairs in sequental order)
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A pair of long and droopy, highly polished and tanned titties, usually found on holidaying women of the over 50's age group
We went to St Tropez this year, and on all the beaches the "Aubergine twins" were out in force
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A description of chest hair. Twin Spiders are descriptive of ones chest hair, only forming around both nipples, and no where else on the chest.
Holy Crap, look at Dan's Twin Spiders. That is disgusting.
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We be on it. Mess with one you get both. Scared our home. And made pee pants.
The evil twins only have one papa.
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Siblings who were born 10 months apart.
Patrick and Noreen, born 10 months apart, are Irish Twins.
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When someone sibling requests another person with the same birthday, only to realize that they would be twins.
Ben and Emily were listed as siblings on facebook, but then Ben remembered that they had the same birthday.
Ben-"Emily we are facebook twins!"
Emily-"OMG ur right!"
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