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That dude who will lend you $350 to pay for your car insurance when you have misspent your pocket money irresponsibly, or lend you money when you’re in a pinch.
Damn... the car insurance company did me dirty. Imma call Uncle Charles and see what’s what. I’ll pay him back... eventually.
"You see that dilf over there?"
"yeah that's uncle Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks"
A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.
"I hope I can afford rent next month."
"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"
you marry into a really good looking family and your brother in law is attractive but you dont want to be with him at all
You can use about a guy you think is really attractive but you dont want to be with him
"I love this dude as a person so much, he my baby uncle! I could never be with him tho"
A seasoned man with a militant approach to Recovery. Just the sound of his voice has been known to increase the chance of long term sobriety. Although he may look like Uncle Fester, the ladies in Recovery flock to him like flies on poop. He is idolized by the recovery community and is often referred to as El Heffa.
I thought I knew about Recovery until I met Uncle Glenn and realized I didn’t know shit!
The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem
i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better
A creepy old South Asian man who finances the shenanigans of questionable female artists, particularly in the entertainment industry.
"Did you see that How Em Looking video with Qandeel?"
"Yeah, and it featured a very sleazy Sugar Uncle"