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Uncle Herbal

The greatest basketball player. Uncle Herbal can shoot deep three's halfcourt shots and do monster dunks. Better than Anthony's.

OMG ITS UNCLE HERBAL. HE IS SO FAMOUS.

by MyAmazingEarth January 20, 2022

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uncle charles

That dude who will lend you $350 to pay for your car insurance when you have misspent your pocket money irresponsibly, or lend you money when you’re in a pinch.

Damn... the car insurance company did me dirty. Imma call Uncle Charles and see what’s what. I’ll pay him back... eventually.

by ConqueringF00L April 21, 2019

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Uncle ian

A very hot dilf

"You see that dilf over there?"

"yeah that's uncle Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks"

by Uncleianstan111 May 19, 2021

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baby uncle

you marry into a really good looking family and your brother in law is attractive but you dont want to be with him at all

You can use about a guy you think is really attractive but you dont want to be with him

"I love this dude as a person so much, he my baby uncle! I could never be with him tho"

by Genius mastermind August 9, 2017

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Uncle Glenn

A seasoned man with a militant approach to Recovery. Just the sound of his voice has been known to increase the chance of long term sobriety. Although he may look like Uncle Fester, the ladies in Recovery flock to him like flies on poop. He is idolized by the recovery community and is often referred to as El Heffa.

I thought I knew about Recovery until I met Uncle Glenn and realized I didn’t know shit!

by RecoveryMaster August 9, 2019

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Uncle Buck

A guy (family friend or an uncle) who can playfully corrupt children's minds on what not to do, especially in public areas

My uncle buck taught me how to drive like a madman as in one of The Grateful Dead's song Casey Jones.

by Embah November 17, 2016

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Sugar Uncle

A creepy old South Asian man who finances the shenanigans of questionable female artists, particularly in the entertainment industry.

"Did you see that How Em Looking video with Qandeel?"

"Yeah, and it featured a very sleazy Sugar Uncle"

by KAnsr March 28, 2016

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