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a term used when playing mario kart 64, when you "own" the opponent in battle mode. Since "own" is so played out, use this.
{Wario rams Yoshi}
Ohh. Owens ... river valley.
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When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.
I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.
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A pussy so hairy the fur reaches one foot in diameter.
I would have banged her, but I couldnt find it through the jungle vagina valley.
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when kids who go to Deep Valley Christian School use the bathroom while eating
Deep Valley tradition
Dude 1: "Dude"
Dude 2: "What dude?"
Dude 1: " I went into the bathroom at Deep Valley Christian to do my business, when I heard this kid in another stall taking a big duece and when he came out he was eating his lunch
Dude 2: "That is so fucking gross but I have to admit I done it a few times myself"
Dude 1: "I'm never talking to you again you faggot"
Dude 2: crys
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Pretty boring school. It has many white people and asian people and indian people. Its like it is located in the middle of nowhere. everything is far away. The nearest thing where students hang out is the local safeway(there are more but a bit far away). Many of the students in this school live in windemere and yeah they are kinda white washed or something. There are many rich students at this school. Overall it is a very boring school but academically it is moderate. It is very neat and clean and good architecture
Dougherty Valley High is an OK school. not that bad .good architecture.kinda boring
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A name given to the city of Ottawa, Ontario because of its advancement in technology.
Ottawa in the 1990s actually grew at a rate faster than that of its model, Silicon Valley, California.
Ottawa has become Silicon Valley North!
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...also known as Loserville Central
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
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