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dim wit

A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.

John decided that Urban Dictionary can make him a dim wit by submersing him in sewage.

by trymyeye February 22, 2018


Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 21, 2021


Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

Aight imma fuck wit u

by DamnUhorny January 21, 2021


Pushing my wit

When it’s 3am and someone is pissing you off!!

YOUR PUSHING MY WIT!!

by St8k D=Y March 15, 2018


Pull a Witness

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.

As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.

I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.

by EvilBiscuit July 30, 2013


Fitty wit a titty

A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.

I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.

Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar bill—that's what I want to see!

by MikeTmobile January 30, 2016


Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021

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