Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.

Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"

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edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.

Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.

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Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one

Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war

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Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

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War of 18019

-The war often mistaken for the war of 1819.

-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.

"Did you hear about the war of 18019?"
"No bitch, that won't happen for another 16000 years!"

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Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

Fools war

When you're playing an RPG and a fight lasts for over 5 minutes because the enemy keeps healing or calling for help.

"This dumb enemy has a regenerative ability...this is gonna be a fools war"