Tinging

Someone who only spends time with their significant other even if their life depends on it. Always takes their homies homework with no consent. Eerily rapey. Is the calculator key bind master. Gets dumb angry and red at video games.

Nick: yo Will where's your homework. I got a date with the hardening. After I'm finna play cod with tony and blow my top.
Will: Ion got it cuh you being mad whack too. Ain't you failing Physics.
Nick: Naw she a hoe it ain't my fault. I even pop off on the calc and she don't put respect on my name.
Will: Tinging must be tough.

Oh yeah n dat n ting

'Wow' or 'for fucks sake' - depending on tone used

Johnny's scored.
Oh yeah n dat and ting.

Johnny's dropped the spliff in a puddle.
Oh yeah n dat n ting.

Oh yeah n dat n ting

Exclamation

Johnny just did a back-flip
Oh yeah n dat n ting

Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”

seaside ting

They way people (mainly chavs) from Blackpool present themselves or act. Also a common phrase used my Afghan Dan.

Bloke 1 - "Oi whats that donny over there doing bruv?"
Bloke 2 - "Howay hes on a seaside ting init"

My sexy ting

My sexy ting also Known as (sami) is a very weird guy. He has an amaizng girlfriend but we don’t need to brag abt that. He is very mean and a very bad boyfriend (jk he is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for).

My sexy ting is peng

Sexy ting bruv

E.

"Shrek is a sexy ting bruv"

"Innit"