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Stan quotes are derived from a lovely website, stan-quotes.org. They are quotes a Stan has said, but said Stan shall not be mentioned here. It has recently become open-source and multiple apps for iPhones have been created to make an easy-to-access database of Stan Quotes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that thing Stan said about Moby Dick?
Person 2: Oh yeah, totally, I saw it on Stan Quotes!
A lonely and sad probably 14 year old, who has a very unhealthy obsession with a minecraft streamer called Dream.
Fiona: i got harrased by a bunch of Dream stans on twitter
Bo: they're probably fatherless
A fictional stereotype people can pretend exists to hate on for no good reason, usually it is just an excuse to shit on dream.
Barack: wow that dream guy lost, I was rooting for him
Elliot: Dude dream isn’t even that good you Dream Stan, he is just loud and annoying he could never beat techno blade cause techno blade NEVA DIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Barack: please shut
If you stan blackpink, itzy, aespa, twice, ive, got the beat, nmixx, gidle, everglow, stayc, red velvet, kep1er, jeon somi, hwa sa, alexa, hyuna, jessi, iu, chung ha, sunmi, hyo or taeyeon you're amazing
If you stan any girl group/soloist you're not as amazing but your'e good
If you stan any boy group/soloist i respect you but i dont like you
if you stan bts... just no... stop... go to a psychiatrist because you need help
Person 1: You like kpop right?
Person 2: ya
Person 1: do you like blackpink
Person 2: yes but...
Person 1: YAY YOURE AMAZING! but what do you mean "but"?
Person 2: Bts is my ult favorite group
Person 1: Get out of my house
Person 2: what?
Person 1: i'm disowning you
Person 2: Waaaaaa "cries"
Word Being Defined: Kpop stans
Used on Tumblr to indentify a hardcore Chuck/Blair fan
"I love chair asdffjkgtnhjmk,ljhk they are so epic and hot, dair is so pretentious and boooooooring!!11!!1!"
"you must be an ikea stan *facepalm*"
The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.
your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
a billie eilish stan is someone who is in love with the songs: coap, wiwo, ilomilo, 8, etc..
billie eilish stans, will do anything for their bae (billie) and if anyone says anything bad about her they will go for them.
someone: “billie eilish is overrated”
billie eilish stan: “BILLIE STAN AMRY, GET THEM”