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A figurative card given from a Jewish person to a non-Jewish person allowing them to make Holocaust jokes.
"Man he roasted you like your ancestors."
"You can't say that, you don't have a J Card."
To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.
"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"
A card given to all african american people just for being black. The card must be renewed annually by scaring an undisclosed amount of white people, preferable in upperclass areas or in states like Connecticut.
"That bouncer wasn't trying to let me in cause I had on an American Eagle shirt. I had to whip out my black card just to let him know."
A bitch who has never been fucked
"yo im gonna steal her V card"
the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand
after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all
When a black person has more whiteness than the average whitey.
Stop trying to be black and embrace your white card, you get better benefits anyway.
A word invented by Zachary Oleary of Dartmouth Nova Scotia while trying to call his brother a fruitcup when he had food in his mouth.
Zack: You're a fruit cup
Tyler: Did you say I'm a fruit card?
Zack: Umm, yeah