ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

N-ship

A relationship/friendship based on one persons need for another person's drivers license.

Superficial.

Did you about Ebize and Flex? What an N-ship! She's TOTES getting used. Fack.

Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.

Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.

Curry ship

The gay word for skeet on deck.

On the episode of family guy, "on Deck with men, curry ship"

Rickety Ship

(n) Rickety ship is weed that has been vaporized in a vape, but is still smokeable through other means, such as a bong or a pipe.

"Yo dude, you got any fresh green bud to smoke?"

"Nah man, I've got some rickety ship left over from last night's vape session."

Ship Jax

To ship two people using the ship name "Jax". Usually, Jax would be shipped from someone named Alex (usually a boy)and someone's name that starts with a J (usually a girl).

Girl : I totally ship Jax! They are so cute together.

Boy : But they aren't together yet!

Girl : "Yet".