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The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
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When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.
Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!
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A Devious prank done by one male to another. It is done as the victim is sleeping on their back. You get naked from the waist down. Climb over said victim and hover your ass/choad/balls over there face, then smack them in the balls.
I'm totally striking oil on Jeff tonight! Yeah, but he's totally gonna kill you. I mean literally kill you man.
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well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
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To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
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Champaigne.... used when trying to persaude someone have sex for money.
She a little uptight right now. But wait till I brake out the Pimp oil...watch her get loose
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while you're dipping spread the asshole w both thumbs and spit into his/her rectum and proceed to penetrate
I gave my girl a south brunswick oil well during sex and she had Tabacco residue around her asshole for weeks
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