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1. An Australian slang referring to singlet generally worn by labourers who expected their wives to keep to a certain standard, and made sure they did, hence the name
2. A person who uses physical violence to beat their wife into submission, generally referring to males as the dominant, but is possible for a female due to same-sex marriage legislation
1. "Oi mate, check out me new wife basher; a beauty, ain't it?"
2. "Don't go near him, he's a wife basher."
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Nike Wife. This is a woman who is educated and married, but does not work, who lives off of their rich husbands. Typically blonde or good looking, very fit and always with a pony tail, wearing her gym clothes everywhere, especially with yoga pants. Everything is name brand - mostly Nike. They drive expensive cars, usually Land Rovers and always have expensive watches and purses. Their common goal is to workout, go shopping or lunch with girlfriends while the husband is at work slaving away. They consider what he buys, as hers... yet she has no income to invest in anything. She is all about "my husband is rich and I don't have to work, but I'll workout just to keep him!" These women usually brag on Facebook about their workouts and what they own. They also have good looking personal trainers for even more validation.
They also may be called a Nike Mom if they have kids. But their kids are well out of daycare at this point. (meaning the bitch should get a job).
I spy a Nike Wife at Nordstrom shopping in her gym clothes.
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someone whose wife is kind of bossy and in charge; not to be confused with wife who is a bitch.
dang your wife won’t let you leave the house must be a bitch wife
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The act of a man checking with his significant other (male or female) before making plans with his friends. Said man can usually be identified by being so much of a vagina that his nose resembles a clitorus with a pee hole, and his breath smells like Monistat 7.
I'm not sure if I can go to the game, I have to do a Wife Check.
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the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop
My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.
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A person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. It is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. The difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. Travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.
Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
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a non-existent hottie who had my kids.
person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...
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