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A gay man who likes to get bodily fluids deposited in his ass. Anything goes, spit, pis, cum, whatever.
Josh got fucked last night, hes still got all the cum and pis in his ass. Damn he is such a toilet bottom.
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when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado
look at that toilet tornado!
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Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.
Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.
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Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".
Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
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an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.
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A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.
what do you think about a unisex toilet?
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The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
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