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"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857
One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
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Tongue-foo is the skilled and naughty art of eating pussy. This skill is mostly obtained by the lesbian class of people, yet can be taught and learned by heritosexual males. When learned it is a valuable tool in the world of sex for all preferences. This art form is one of the most pleasurable forms of sex.
She orgasmed multiple times when I put that tongue-foo on her.
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The effect of farting on your partner's tongue while receiving a rim job
Hey Bill I heard that sally gave you thunder tongue.
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The sexual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones anus...
or
The act of fucking someone up the anus who has had chocolate cake shoved up there anus...
i.e.
last night he realy 'Moose Tongued' me...
I sucked his penis after...
it tasted great...
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When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.
my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.
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while performing oral sex, the female relaxes and widens her tongue to lick the entire grundle, sac area
"Dude, I got the best head the other day. She even gave me some fat tongue."
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An unending thirst caused by eating to much salty goodness. There seems to be no real cure besides eating lots of juicy grapes. And grapes work very well to help.
My ham tongue is SOOO bad. Do you have any grapes?
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