The best way to pick up chicks.
“Do you like gel trains girl”
“Oh fuck yes I love gel trains so much”
Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.
I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.
The act of committing a savage yet purposeful man-handling on your "downtown district".
- "Hey Mortimer, Check out the chick on the cover of the new FHM.."
- "Man, she's Grade A, Gerald! **snatches magazine** If you need me i'll be in the bathroom trim training!!!"
- "You salty dog you...."
The low rumbling bass line produced by an idling train (or trains) up to a mile away. Permeates walls, double glazing and your brain. Equivilent to approximate 1000 boy racers idling in the car park.
Worker #1: That train bass is particularly intense today.
Worker #2: Indeed, been going all morning!
Worker #3: Dudes, I couldn't hear it before you said that... now its melting my brain.
When your dick unintentionally goes through the small hole in your underwear
My dick keeps on fucking train holing and it’s really annoying
Call of Duty zombies where you make a whole bunch of zombies chase you and then you shoot them.
oh my god Josh and Ryan are gonna get rain trained
Dude who collects tyco stuff and actually knows what he’s doing when “Restoring” model trains.
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