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When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”
Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”
Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
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A person, most notably a rapper, that sounds like another rapper or someone within their own gang, business, family, or social group.
Chip the Ripper sounds like Waka Flocka Flame every time he spits on the mic, therefore he is waka's acoustic twin. (Check the tags below for more examples of rappers, they are listed as pairs in sequental order)
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A description of chest hair. Twin Spiders are descriptive of ones chest hair, only forming around both nipples, and no where else on the chest.
Holy Crap, look at Dan's Twin Spiders. That is disgusting.
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A pair of long and droopy, highly polished and tanned titties, usually found on holidaying women of the over 50's age group
We went to St Tropez this year, and on all the beaches the "Aubergine twins" were out in force
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A combination of "The Twin" and the "Birmingham Booty call" for when your partner is not availilble. First you will need to locate a head shot of yourself and lay that out in front of you. Then put your cell phone on vibrate and shove it up your ass and begin masturbating! Then call your cell phone from your land line or some othe phone and shit it out and answer it. Now talk dirty to yourself as if you were speaking to your twin brother and cum all over the head shot of yourself you have in front of you and say "you like my cum bro?"!
My whore was at work so I couldn't give her a Birmingham Booty call so I just did the Tuscaloosa Twin instead!
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Siblings who were born 10 months apart.
Patrick and Noreen, born 10 months apart, are Irish Twins.
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When someone sibling requests another person with the same birthday, only to realize that they would be twins.
Ben and Emily were listed as siblings on facebook, but then Ben remembered that they had the same birthday.
Ben-"Emily we are facebook twins!"
Emily-"OMG ur right!"
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