twitter virgin

someone who has never signed up on the twitter site or experienced a twitter phase

-Have you joined twitter yet?
-Nah, man. I'm still a twitter virgin

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Twitter bomb

The act of posting one tweet after another, thus filling up your followers feed.

Jack just twitter bombed my feed. He posted seven tweets right in a row about the same damn thing.

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Twitter Thug

Donald Trump

We elected a dumb ass twitter thug for president.

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Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

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Twitter twat

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

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off the twitter

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

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twitter stan

a whole new language on twitter used by cool gen z kids thats kinda hard to understand if you dont know

no one:

literally nobody:
twitter stan:

i love oomf

ill step on you binch

its on sight
PERIODT
luuv

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