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The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.
What Happens When You Completey PWN the other team in what ever game you're playing, like HALO or COD
Player 1: DUDE!! 15 KILLSTREAK WITH A BALLISTIC KNIFE!
Player 2: HOLY SH#T MULTI KILL WITH A FRAG!!
Player 1: DUDE!! I WENT 42 AND 1!!
Player 2: I WENT 29 AND 0!!!
Both: uber pwnage FTW
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Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
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'Cool' Asian nerd with eating disorder. The space gimp is not a person but a phenomenon. Her strange obsession with cat clothing and astonishing ability in the field of ‘gimp pimping’ has made her renowned throughout the universe.
The space gimp is usually found in the solitude of computer room 3 where she hides her vast stash of donuts. She can be recognized by her gimp like features and is often seen brandishing her USB stick or laughing at birds.
'Lam, your such an uber space nerd'
'Dude, did you see teddy get mauled by the uber space gimp today'
uber space nerd: 'can someone lick my back?'
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one who is being an entirely reprehensible person. someone who resorts back to their primal instincts i.e. "monkeys".
1.) Jeff totally ripped her school book in half. UBER MONKEY!!!!
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The Uber-death-muffin is the only known cure for Caids (a rare hybrid of cancer and aids). There is only one Uber-death-muffin known in existence, yet no one afflicted with Caids has been brave enough to try it, due to its warning label. It is said that anyone who eat it will have their Caids cured, but is destined to die in a way Over 9000 times more painful than they were originally destined!
Dude, so I heard you got Caids! Man, have I got the solution to all your problems.....its an Uber-death-muffin!
GTFO!!!! I'D RATHER DIE OF CAIDS!!!!!!
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