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Getting lucky in an extremely random way
That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.
When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.
What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register
A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.
She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!
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Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.
Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea
That chick just wouldn't shut up.
yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete
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in Europe in the olden-days...
if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.
Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"
--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"
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to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females
i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.
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When a person says something that's some bullshit
Him: you a lying hoe
Her: save that for them other females. That shit went under my feet 😏
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