ur m8 is l8

Ur m8 is l8 means what it says. It's when your mate IS late!

Guy 1: Hey man, ur m8 is l8!
Guy 2: When will my m8 be here?

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.

Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*

ur brothers a mother

Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence

Titus: ur sisters a mister
Jacob: ur brothers a mother
Titus: *disappears out of existence*

chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.

Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag

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Ur uncle queer

Worse than ur granny tranny.
This is said to have caused The Big Bang.

Peter: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Peter: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur uncle queer
*Peter warps through his own anus, turning himself into a blackhole, andinstantly killing every human on Earth.*

ur bro a homo

The only way to dogde all the other ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister

Each time this is said the Earth drifts 10 miles away from it orbit.

Carl: ur mom gay

Fred: ur dad lesbian

Maria: ur granny tranny

Derek: your sister a mister

Nic: Don't make me do it guys

Others: UR A PUSSY DO IT GAY CUNT

Nic: UR BRO A HOMO

*Everybody vaporises* *Earth collide with Jupiter*