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Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.
Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
to use hummus as lube for anal sex
Todd : “Yeah man she’s a vegan, dunno if i should smash”
Jack : “She’s a vegan? She might enjoy a bit of hummus in her ass”
Todd : “Vegan Backdoor Entry? Totally Tubular!”
A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled
Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!
Vegan Active is a former commercial name or so I'm informed that has now impractically become a household names is based on the Vegan Group values of no fuck, inNOWAYSion, VALUE FOR YOUR SUGAR MOMMY and exercise including waiting for veg from unsuspecting animals as weight training - applied to a revolutionary motto of not hurting vegetables, since we do not give you carrots, but rather withold studs and carrots, that's why we pride ourselves in being Vegan Active
I could not help but joining as I felt so sorry anout Sir Riach and as if that isn't bad nough still bein held for ransom. Joined up hpoing to meet somone handsome after rading CONvincing ad, Our mission is to help bring positive change to peoples’ lives. Join one of Vegan Active’s many health clubs throughout United Kingdom and Get Changed.
'tis so true, 'cause after I went to Vegan Active I went to the changing room and DID get changed.
Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.
I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!