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If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice
Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?
When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga
Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!
A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3
girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle
1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese
2. used in place of all derogative terms
3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.
2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!
3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.
The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!
Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!