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5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3
girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle
1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese
2. used in place of all derogative terms
3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.
2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!
3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.
The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!
Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
That guy is a twass waffle