When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga
Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!
A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
When a thread is so saturated with information that the only things left to talk about are 100% off topic. Often the New off topic disscution will have to do with the obvious masterfulness of the everyday house hold waffle.
Kingcool: What is the capital of Washington?
Frogguy232: Olympia
Dreadlocked: Damn waffles are good aren't they?
Frogguy232: This thread is now officaly a waffle thread.
1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
That guy is a twass waffle
Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.
Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!
Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.