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A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.
Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!
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When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
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When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.
dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)
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A euphemism for jerking off.
What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
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The feeling of wanting to watch tv so you can find out what is on the local programming.
Person A: I wanna watch tv
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because I wanna see what's on that I can watch, such as the new episode of Sam & Cat on Nickelodeon.
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rock and roll death watch is when the masses keep an eye out on a rock star when they are doing to many drugs or have developed heath problems like cancer
kieth richards has been on rock and roll death watch for the last 35 years
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An excellent novel written by Zora Neale Hurston in 1937. The book details the life of Janie Crawford , a Southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. This novel was popularized partly by it's inclusion as required reading within some high school English classes, Oprah Winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.
Student #1: Is Mrs. Essigmann making your class read 'Their Eyes Were Watching God', too?
Student #2: Shut the fuck up.
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