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He likes to wear shirts with toungues on them. He looks like a 2 year old but acts like a 90 year old pregnant man. He thinks he likes Star Trek but really he likes Dora the explorer.
Hey. I have feeling the Dora the explorer.
Joan spelt weird: nah I'm a Star Trek fan.
Sureeeeeeeeee
Something that is very very weird.
Dave: Me and my ex are still really good friends
Steve: weirdness-ocity
When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal
Jess’s family is weird as dirt
Feels really good but you know it shouldn’t be feeling nice
My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird
For pennies a day get your college diploma
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip