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The cum-guzzling fiend from the class of '05. Man he just can't stop takin' cum baths like a little bitch. I remember when he was wishing for a jizz pool, and he said that he might drink it all instead of swimming in it. When he's not lovin' the cock, he's usually found looking for someone to widen his ass.
Man, Sperm Worm NG loves to get those free protein shakes... I mean damn, he doesn't stop until every drop is down his fagnard throat. Figures...
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when your getting head from a girl with glasses on and you slide ur dick in and out of different gaps between her face and her glasses creating a "worm-like" motion with ur dick.
(help to have an exceptionaly large penis)
I took that chick from the bookstore out and gave her a fuckin scifi book worm!!!
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affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
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One who complains the most typically gets the better deal.
He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.
A virus in the Troom Troom universe that makes people want to eat, In the Troom Troom Universe it is highly contagious and businesses often ban food to make the worms starve. This means that people have to resort to sneaking food into weird places.
The Troom Troom Worms Virus is on the rampage right now.
Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!
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In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
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