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The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.
"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."
A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.
This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.
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A term, with slight negative connotations, referring to the followers or friends of a person who always like, love or up-vote that person's content posted on social media, regardless of whether the content is of any quality.
Friend: Wow, he's got over 130 likes on his photo
Me: Yeah, that's because of his huge like-brigade
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
A phrase to describe someone or something that is cooler than most, taken from the ice cold snack known as freezypops......which are pretty damn cool temperature-wise.
"Where'd you get them shades, kid!? They be freezy like pops!"
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Thinking should be like a super computer fast
Thinking should be like a super computer fast