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Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
When a person poops and it sprays
That kid's freckles look like butt sprackle!
When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.
"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"
person who is more then just an asshole.one who through there actions,becomes the entire butt,consisting of cheeks,hair,zits and the asshole itself.
my roommate is acting like a complete "Whole-Butt",when he gets wired.
When you’re about to have diarrhea, but someone’s already in the bathroom so you quench your butt so tightly it quivers.
The line was so long for the bathroom earlier and I had to clench so tight, I got the butt quivers.