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What my dad would call me because I was the youngest and he is racist.
Sorry I was late as I had to do extra chores at home cuz I'm the nigger baby.
When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".
She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.
The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner
It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.
a baby that is from the C.I.A.
OH MY GOD ITS C.I.A. BABY!!!!!!!!!!
A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.
👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."
👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."
👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."
A baby who is stuck inside a Jukebox, screaming at the top of it's lungs. Cousin of the Record Baby.
Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Rock n roll on the jukebox?
Guy 2: No. There is a Jukebox baby inside
*The Jukebox Baby cries inside the jukebox*
Guy 1: Oh.
When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.
Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.
You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.