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someone who has no idea what is going on when close to being faced with punishment
"Hey, did you see Greg yesterday? He punched the police chief."
"Well, he's a double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine."
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The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
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When you are out in public with your partner and someone super hot crosses your path, you got to keep an eye off of them to prove your trust towards your partner, that you aint turned on by anyone other than him/her.
Jake gotta have HDDD (Head Down, Dick Down) to prove it to Kylie that he's genuinely into her and that he isnt hoeing around
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boink
bonk
bap
kneecaps mine now
person 1: say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head
person 2: ok *rips off kneecaps*
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
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When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!
Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
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