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Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
The Pelosis and Bidens are bundled like Bernie.
The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.
Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
Leaving a room in a comical manner.
I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch
A saying used to tell a client good shot when shooting redfish and missed.
The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.
"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."
A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.
This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.
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