A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.
A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.
"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."
A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.
Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.
Aggressively tan white women.
“Wow look at that copper cunt!”
A hard female cup that covers the vaginal area during sports and unwanted sexual advances.
I had my Cunt Cup on all night and it itched!
A scandalous swindler of the highest order. Also masquerades as a sassy little spicy latte on weekends while donning their favorite pair of U-cut wrangler jeans.
PoopNuts won yet another game of catan on a 6 point play drawing 4 VP's while I had the win in my hand and all the while encircling the third player, a man of scrupulous morals, completely therefore stopping that man's fun in it it's tracks. What a skunty cunt.
Official royal title of several smaller duchies. Also used in common parlance to refer to the state of being where one surpasses the normative levels of cuntlery. In such cases, it is common that a member of the opposite sex is distracting said cunt to the point of giant status.
Sara is such a giant cunt. Her cock-of-the-week is making her such an out-sized bitch.