me: hey rachel, you look like one today!!
rachel: thanks so much i’m feeling like one
A place where pentagons face the corner and do wobete kpeee
One corner,one corner wobete kpee
i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
The cutest cat ever, an all white cat with three black dots on its head and has an all black tail. Moe Dockis Oneis adorable, hilarious, etc😺😸😹😻😽🐱🐯🦁
Oh wow that’s not Moe Dockis One, I feel bad for you because you don’t have her. LOL!!! 😂😂😂
When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er
I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.
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A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)
Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship