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Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
How you say "sorry bud i am heading to food trucks" through an email while driving.
"Hey, do you want to hang out at lunch?"
"Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks"
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the absolute worst thing you can ever call anybody in a 3rd grade playground and only use it in very very very dire situation's
James is a dumb dumb doo doo head pooplicker
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What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.
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The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
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When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
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Versatile phrase. Use whenever someone's being a dumbass.
P1: There's so much proof that the earth is flat, open your eyes!
P2: You daft cunt. Give your head a wobble, won't you?
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