Open Faced Sandwich

Sexual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.

The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".

Damn, this girl wanted an Open Faced Sandwich on the first date? Marriage. Material.

10👍 46👎

Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face

Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

54👍 1👎

Eyes without a face

A person who stays up too late and doesn't slow their brain down becomes a zombie - like person who stares into darkness , like eyes without a face.

Dude, after we finished that Twilight Zone marathon, she was eyes without a face. My neck was sore but she was ghastly!

5👍 18👎

Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"

- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

41👍 1👎

My money makin' face!

What one of the hos scream when punched or sliced by a knife in Grand Theft Auto San Andeas.

"My money makin' face! You think you can punch up on me for free!"

World's 'Best-Sculpted' Face

Jin from BTS, whose real name is Kim Seok-jin, has been named NUMBER 1 SCULPTED FACE IN THE WORLD or the World's 'best-sculpted' face by the Famous Czech firm CzDollic professional doll-designing and sculpting team founded in 2015.
CzDollic said the star’s face rendered on three dimensions showed “oval features balanced symmetrically that can be filmed from any angle and a beautifully curved mouth.”
The group revealed a specially designed winning trophy for Jin – a crystal cube containing a three-dimensional engraving of his face inside, which gleamed in blue and bore the word “Sculpted.”
Jin’s near-perfect visage also sparked interest in February 2018 when a foreign plastic surgeon analysed his face. After studying 269 Asian male faces, the surgeon said Jin’s face hit the “golden ratio of 1:1.618” – one being the cross distance between ears and the other figure the distance between the chin and hairline.

BTS JIN Named World's 'best-sculpted' face by the Famous Czech firm CzDollic professional doll-designing and sculpting team founded in 2015.