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When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
Said when a statement perfect defines something you agree with or relate to.
Usually used online in response to memes, tweets, or other relatable post.
Has the same meaning as "Mood" or "A whole mood"
That post is a whole mode! This the one!
The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"
"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"
"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"
"...?"
A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.
A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.
Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.
When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
A name only used in whispers to describe the spawn of Satan
Child with Down syndrome: bruh man ting where’s lau-
Mega mind: shhhhh dong say the ginger ones name